Hello, my long lost audience! Since last we met, I have turned a year older. And I celebrated, oh boy did I celebrate. There will be photoblogging. And all I have to say is: I blame the jello shots.
We threw a Gold Medal Party. And I would like to honor the recipients of the medals for our various events. A big hand and a star-spangled banner rendition for the following winners:

Best Party (in the) Pants:
Bronze: Nick
Silver: Jessi (me!)
Gold: Tanya

Endurance of Public Transportation to Attend the Party:
Bronze: Amy and Arnold (all the way from Larchmont)
Silver: Stacey and Jay (from the Delaware Water Gap)
Gold: Melissa and Steve (from beautiful, sunny Beantown)

Biggest Alcohol Contributor, Artistic:
Bronze: Ira, for the Lowenbrau
Silver: Nick, for the champagne
Gold: Jaime, for the mulit-colored jello shots

Hostess Cupcake Eating, Speed:
Bronze: Anthony
Silver: Todd
Gold: Melissa

Hostess Cupcake Eating, Artistic:
Bronze: Todd
Silver: Zach
Gold: Karen

Rumpshaking, Pairs:
Bronze: Karen and Mike
Silver: Zach and his girlfriend
Gold: Melissa and Steve (going for the trifecta)

Best Pickup Artist, Pairs:
Bronze: Erin and Paul
Silver: Stacey and Jay
Gold: Gael and Suze